Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

shoot the hooch

Floating down the Chattahoochee river in Georgia

Let’s shoot the hooch this weekend!

by Jarvis1122 June 23, 2023

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Shoot the Du

The act of driving around (usually with friends) searching for something to do.

Guy 1: Hey dude do you have any ideas for what we're gonna when we hang?

Guy 2: Not really bro, let's just Shoot the Du.

Guy1: Sounds good to me bro, let's get into some trouble!

by Jeryy418 November 12, 2020

always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

BrickAirballPercentageShooting percentageField goalThree pointerMidrangeLayupDunkNBANCAADion Waiters

Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016

shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024