Rule of Elbows

The Rule of Elbows states that:

In the event of a drag-off, the male must be able to wrap both arms around the female while simultaneously touching both elbows with the opposite hand. Any breaking of the Rule of Elbows will result in mocking from his peers for a length of time no less than life.

Man, Nathan was so plastered last night, he couldn't even follow the Rule of "Fingertips".

by Paul Walsh September 17, 2004

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5-day pants rule

In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.

"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."

"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."

by Justin Briggs 1984 October 22, 2006

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ja rule

garbage, trash, waste, etc.

1.Damn ja rule fell off boy, that man is garbage
2.my mom yelled at me last night cuz i forgot to take out the ja rule
3.that kid got sick for touching some toxic ja rule

by Jizz-osh January 23, 2005

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The y Rule

The amount of y's a girl uses telling you how bad she wants it

The y Rule

hey - friend zone
heyy - hooking up
heyyy - hand stuff
heyyyy - netflix and chill
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - sex. or booty call

by zrb23 August 12, 2016

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three day rule

A rule used by douchebag guys who think that waiting three days after a date to call means that the girl will want them more, when really it just pisses them off

I thought he was blowing me off, but he totally three day ruled me. Classic.

by lunachick August 18, 2005

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