rafty

Rafty. A girl that is subpar, overweight, sailor mouthed or a pisstank. This is relationship to a girl who may be sleek and built for speed like a skiboat.

Stu-"Hey Bart! Did you nail that Chick last night?"
Bart-"Nah, she was way to rafty. Smelled like smokes and dog piss and couldn't stop talking about drinking Wisers"

by Stuperman July 26, 2006

rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 3, 2009

Rusty Pelican

When a women gets on her knees and put the males testicles under neath her tongue, than flaps her arms like there wings.

This girl was giving a guy oral in a porno and than she gave the guys a Rusty Pelican.

by Leo David September 8, 2009

rusty pelican

When you first put your balls in someone's ass and afterwards, you put them in that person's mouth

Since she came over last night and gave me a rusty trumbone, I gave her the rusty pelican tonight.

by k2011 June 8, 2011

Rusty Teapot

Blowin' a fat load in her shitter

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!

by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006

rusty hammer

During the act of sex while a woman is experiencing her monthly menses, the man pulls his blood-covered organ from her vagina and inserts it into the woman's mouth.

The rusty hammer is the best, but she did not think so.

by Gillez Ballpaint July 4, 2006

rusty shower

It is similar to just shitting on someone, but it has to be diarrhea, otherwise it is not a rusty shower. One can do this on any part of a person's body, but its funnier if you start on the top of the head, like an actual shower head.

Larry was so drunk that he gave his dog a rusty shower and now his dog is always skiddish around him. It's sad really.

by K-Hall November 8, 2009