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I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015
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Pro Beno

Offering legal training contracts to good looking girls
Is that Pinball Ben moving quickly around a room and offering those girls jobs? Yeah. That’s Pro Beno in action
by Polaris92 October 1, 2022
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pro-riot

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) certainly should not be relied upon. Asked about his campaign hawking mugs featuring the photo of him pumping his fist in solidarity with the Jan. 6 crowd outside the Capitol, Hawley told HuffPost’s Arthur Delaney: “It is not a pro-riot mug.”
Meet the Urban Dictionary pro-riot mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.
by Not Arthur Schopenhauer February 16, 2022
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Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop
I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish
by D Flawless August 18, 2022
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Dickhead Pro

A person who can out you for as much as 1p wet people fam
This dickhead pro outted me for that girl bruv he's a wetguy yuno
by Essy from grove December 24, 2020
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Raisinha Autistinha Pro 12

She's "Miguel Careca Pro 12" girlfriend. Hopefully they'll live a happy marriage together.
"Raisinha Autistinha Pro 12" came back home after a long day of work.
by jokerpro12 March 23, 2024
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Saudi Pro League

Abbreviation: SPL
The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".

It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.

Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.

Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.
A: "Ronaldo, the superstar of the Saudi Pro League, has scored 50 goals, so why can't he score in the EURO or the World Cup?"

B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."
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