Poo Lip

Someone has poo lip if they have accidently wiped resin from the end of a half smoked spliff on there lips. The sticky brown substance resembles faeces and a ganj-naive associate may believe you've been giving someone a rim job.
Joseph: "I'm going home now.. Gotta be up early tomorrow"
Deano: "You better wipe your lips bro, that poo lip might leave your mum thinking you've been doing a bit of butt munching"
by Only He Who Understands June 12, 2012
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poo chute

He takes it up his poo chute.
by Dystynt Methods March 20, 2003
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air poo

cool school-ground term meaning to anally breath normally resulting in a less then present shitty smell. from the latin word meaning strong as a turtle. Can be used as a term of endearment or as a cuss word.
"you wouldn't believe what happened to robert after tony tried to do an air poo on his head. Looks like someone pushed too hard"
by Pedro December 02, 2003
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crew poo

when two or more people go take a poo at the same time on purpose.
"Lets go take a crew poo!"
by superhebrews December 07, 2009
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déjà-poo

The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldn’t believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought “that’ll get me through the day”. Then I get to work and its déjà-poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
by BigBlackBlick May 14, 2010
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Poo FM

Where a person listens to the noises of another person taking a dump.
This act can be conducted either on purpose or completely by accident.
Common noises are often "splashes" or "plops", but also man made noises such as grunts and squeals.
Eric: Oh dude, you gotta hear the noises Walter is making in there! He must have chronic diarrhoea.

Brandon: Eh yeah sick...but why are you listening man?!

Eric: I was using the urinal, so was accidently tuning into Poo FM.
by studpaulY2K August 16, 2009
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auto poo

When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
by pieguy124 March 31, 2009
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