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snotty pirate

this is a variation of the pirate...



When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.
by pueblo December 11, 2008
mugGet the snotty piratemug.

puzzle pirates

Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---

Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*

Example of children:

handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???

oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*

iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one

hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?

iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!

hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?

iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!

hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
by IoaB May 30, 2010
mugGet the puzzle piratesmug.

Purple Pirate

one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.
Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?
by rumproast October 1, 2004
mugGet the Purple Piratemug.

pirate ninja

by popcultureicon March 20, 2005
mugGet the pirate ninjamug.

Butt Pirate

One who is homeless or has low income and can't afford cigarettes. They go and scrounge for used cigarette butts in communal ashtrays. Primarily in front of restaurants and public areas.
Damn, that butt pirate is back! He emptied the tray yesterday. I have to tell the manager of the restaurant to get him to leave.
by WordMaker1998 November 3, 2019
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.
Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.
by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019
mugGet the Pirate Of the Caribbeanmug.

pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
by cDickAnge January 3, 2016
mugGet the pirate showermug.

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