this is a variation of the pirate...
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
by pueblo December 11, 2008
Get the snotty piratemug. Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---
Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*
Example of children:
handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???
oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*
iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one
hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?
iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!
hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?
iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!
hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*
Example of children:
handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???
oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*
iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one
hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?
iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!
hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?
iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!
hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
by IoaB May 30, 2010
Get the puzzle piratesmug. by rumproast October 1, 2004
Get the Purple Piratemug. by popcultureicon March 20, 2005
Get the pirate ninjamug. When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010
Get the Crown the piratemug. Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
by leede March 6, 2015
Get the Pirate Shipmug. Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.
Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010
Get the pirate studyingmug.