by Cairnage January 14, 2010
Get the Your Mommug. Noun.Contraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
by Misanthropic October 13, 2005
Get the alterno-mommug. 1. A mother (usually that of a tween or teen-ager) that also dresses preppy. (See prep, preppy, tween.)
2. A mother that treats her teen-agers as peers by aiding, allowing, and/or encouraging them to partake in adult activities in the home that include but are not limited too drinking, drugging, and sex.
2. A mother that treats her teen-agers as peers by aiding, allowing, and/or encouraging them to partake in adult activities in the home that include but are not limited too drinking, drugging, and sex.
1. Brittany bugged her mother to buy the polo shirt at American Eagle so that she would look like a cool mom.
2. Jane bought her gurls(see gurls) their favorite wine coolers for their beach trip. She just wanted to be a cool mom.
3. In Chapel Hill, a very liberal town, co-ed sleepovers are common. Cool moms just have to knock on the bedroom door before entering.
2. Jane bought her gurls(see gurls) their favorite wine coolers for their beach trip. She just wanted to be a cool mom.
3. In Chapel Hill, a very liberal town, co-ed sleepovers are common. Cool moms just have to knock on the bedroom door before entering.
by T. - M. September 22, 2008
Get the Cool Mommug. The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
by Mason Moore January 22, 2008
Get the Masons Mommug. A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.
Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015
Get the Dance Momsmug. a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.
smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
by cumshot22 April 15, 2003
Get the your mommug. by Mr. Cackosaurus March 2, 2008
Get the Mark's Mommug.