Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021

fax machine

on the low

what the fuck is a fax machine?
..on the low??

by NatalieBeee January 16, 2021

Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

by orekhao February 10, 2023

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020