Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

yur mum

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Mum

Your mother, a person in your life you don't know what you'd do without. Even if you're mad you still love her. She is always there for you and will do anything for you.

My mum is the most spectacular person on Earth.

by krazy_kookoo!!! January 9, 2021