Mulligan Hangover

Taking a nap, or going to sleep after Binge Drinking, or Marathon Drinking, and waking up still buzzed, or drunk.

He drank like a phish all weekend, passed out, and woke up with a Mulligan Hangover.

by Mister Paracosmic December 12, 2022

Mulletard

Person who isn't exceptionally bright and has the world's worst mullet

Wow, did that guy with the mullet just walk into a wall, he's the biggest mulletard I've ever seen

by Godofdisappointment December 26, 2022

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

mulletary

An armed-forces organization whose members have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish.

One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

mullitarry

An armed-forces organization dat practices da infamous "hurry up and wait" scenario a lot, particularly da latter part --- da unfortunate troops often hafta lounge around in bored distress for long intervals while their indolent superiors take their sweet ol' time to think over their battalion's next moves.

Any province or country with a mullitarry usually has shops and stores well-stocked with folding aluminum chairs, since da nation's soldiers require a steady supply of said legs-and-back-relieving implements to purchase and carry around wif dem, ready to break out and sit in during frequent and extended periods of inactivity.

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

müller korma

When you have a readymeal curry and you flip the curry tray into the rice tray as you would with a müller corner

Mate wtf
Never had a müller korma?

by thirsttrap February 7, 2023

mullipar

When you record a par in golf using a mulligan.

Tom recorded a par after using a mulligan while on a Florida trip with his buddies - another mullipar on the scorecard!

by FloridaFour February 10, 2023