KonekoKitten moment

when somebody your close to, trust, or never thought would do anything terrbile is found out to have done vile acts.

"I just found out my dad is racist! What a KonekoKitten moment."

by s@yai November 7, 2023

A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.

"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."

by Roos26 October 29, 2012

Come To Gallileo Moment

The moment when someone who is egotistical, arrogant or aloof realizes that he/she is not, in fact, the center of the universe

Jane: Gosh! That Alex chick is SO full of herself!

Tina: Yeah. She needs to have a Come To Gallileo Moment!

by QuippyTippy December 18, 2012

i love you moment

this is the moment when you're with someone who you adore and they are just being them self not doing anything special and you are just watching them and you just think "man I love them"

*girlfriend is laying in your lap asleep*

You-God I love her. This is my "I love you moment"

by okay20162015 November 6, 2014

Hakuna Matata Moment

That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.

The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.

by futureactiveparticiple December 24, 2014

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

a palanqui moment

When you think a day cannot end up bad, and it ends up even worse.

You go to play foosball and your teammate winds up being your boss. You end up losing 10 - 0 and you have to crawl under the table. What a palanqui moment!

by Mecachis June 2, 2018