strickland middle school

the school where ghetto dirty stinky kids think they the stuff. we got white and mexicans saying the n word cause “they can fight” and creppy looking male teachers. people always wanna fight someone but always end up getting beat up. oh and everybody is dating EVERYBODY.

“is this the ghetto?
“no it’s strickland middle school.”

by brourmotherisfoineee February 19, 2022

longfellow middle school

a shithole where the pedo teacher is still allowed to be working around kids, the cafeteria food is made of plastic, people vape in the bathrooms, and there are only 3 types of people: emo gay kids, annoying bitchy girls who think they’re popular and all wear the same thing every single day, and the boyzzz 🥵🥵🥶😎 who think it’s funny to say slurs and be racist

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: i go to longfellow middle school
person 1: i am so sorry

by ~your~pseudonym~ May 8, 2022

Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…

We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Farquhar Middle School

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...

Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd

by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011

ridgley middle school

The whitestmiddle school you'll ever see. You can even tell by the name. If you're not white, or play lacrosse and do cringe white dancing in class then your not popular. The teachers aren't that bad, but there's a few that really annoy people. And the ugly ass gray lockers are like 1 inch wide and you can't fit anything in them. And of course we have Dora the Explorer as our vice principle!

Anita: What middle school did you go to?
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...

by Shell_a April 23, 2018

Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.

Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.

by Roachella September 2, 2019

Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

by CM is ass May 24, 2019