meat group 

A term used when referring to someone you think is hot. Making reference to one being so hot it is required to be on the FDA food pyramid.

That girl is so hot, total meat group.

meat group by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

meat igloo 

A woman's vagina. Popularized by Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I had my whole hand up her meat igloo.

meat igloo by ZappBrannigan September 7, 2006

meat yarmulke 

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

meat yarmulke by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008

meat chimes 

A woman with an extremely large labia. When blown upon, sometimes even ever so slightly you may hear the harmonic sound of clapping

Man, she had a great body, but damn she had some meat chimes downstairs!!

meat chimes by DonkeySpackle October 5, 2007

meat belt 

excess skin on the hips and waist.

"That ain't no muffin top, that's a meat belt!"

meat belt by made famous by duke hansen September 23, 2009

meat goggles

the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a sexual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(Mans Choice), i.e. tag in a friend

Everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles

meat goggles by 1029378482 November 4, 2009

Meat Parakeet 

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

Meat Parakeet by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010