Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

by TRL0 November 12, 2009

Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

by Fatneek May 22, 2021

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 09, 2020

let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

by Pizzlej July 31, 2021

let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

by Sexydimma March 03, 2015

Let's watch who shot who

To watch the evening news in Atlanta GA

It's 5 o'clock, turn the channel and let's watch who shot who

by bubber999 March 23, 2010

would you let me tap

Would you let me tap

Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that

by soytoxica February 06, 2023