jimmy dangled 

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

jimmy dangled by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

jimmy-mc-fiddlestick 

the lower part of a males body known as the genitals

come here boy play with my jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

jimmy-mc-fiddlestick by jordan karshe October 5, 2007

jimmy two shakes 

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.

Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.

jimmy two shakes by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008

Jimmy Glass 

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

Jimmy Glass by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

Jimmy neutron 

A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends

Jimmy neutron

Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black

Jimmy neutron by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Jimmy Jang 

When someone comes over and acts all big, wanting a fight, you jimmy jang them to hell. A fun alternative to saying you’re gonna fuck someone up.

“Hey Chloe! That guy over there looks like he’s gonna start a fight with you.”

“It’s okay Hana, I’ll go Jimmy Jang him. That’ll show him who is the boss around here.”

Jimmy Jang by Jimmyjangerthefirst November 5, 2018

Jimmy Saville 

Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.

“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”

Jimmy Saville by UKMandem17 December 29, 2022