July 9, 2005

Oi it’s the year I was born.. you better celebrate this day

July 9, 2005 is the best thing said no one but my head

by What’s a pseudonym..? June 10, 2019

Pull a Julie Plec

To create something great and then self- sabotage it at the very end.

Kevin: “I thought things were going so well with Brandon?”
Janie: “They were!! But then I got scared of how fast things were going and I had to pull a Julie Plec!”

by shaysavestheday August 9, 2018

No Jerk Off July

No Jerk Off July is July, but no jerking off. You can use other ways to shoot hot steaming cum all over your mechanical keyboard, just don't jerk off. Only real men can do this.

Obama: Ah yes, time to jerk off to Michelle's feet.

Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!

Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.

by IJerkOffDuringJuly November 4, 2019

Rudy Julie Annie

Former mayor of New York who is running for President with a run in his pantyhose. He has played dress-up on several occasions and he once let Donald Trump get to second base, so he's a slattern.

"This guy knows his bra size! There's something going on there" - Bill Maher

"Rudy Julie Annie and Hillary both went to the debate...wearing the same dress"

by TomIII August 9, 2007

july 9

july 9 is month for yaku morisuke. stan yaku morisuke or sofie will break you kneecaps

july 9 is a month for yaku morisuke declared by sofie

by lovingyaku October 15, 2019

july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs

“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy

by casserolidy July 22, 2021

July 4

When the most stupid person was born

Oh is it july 4 ? That means its matthews birthday today
Well hes an idiot

by Nogosleepnow October 29, 2020