If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
Get the Jacob with two b's mug.A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacob’s Dad mug.The Trevor-Jacob-Move is a special move that was originally introduced from a content creator called Trevor Jacob in the year 2021. This move represent a authentic way to exit an aircraft in midflight after an surprising engine failure.
Person 1: Oh, you're already there? That was faster than I was expecting.
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!
Person 1: Wow, show them to me!
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!
Person 1: Wow, show them to me!
by Nuclear Atomic January 14, 2022
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by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
Get the Jacob Allen mug.Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
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Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
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Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
both girls: jhcbzdghbhczshfgbdsygvduhzvbzchnbydghb yudhjhds
by jacob!#@$benza February 21, 2020
Get the Jacob mug.everyone knows a jacob and everyone knows that they are gordo and feo. they are literally the most annoying people on the planet and make you lose your marbles. eliminate any jacobs
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