Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

by esc942 March 08, 2018

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Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

by Anynomus February 26, 2004

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Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

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Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 28, 2009

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Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

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