doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009

Do a Leon

Go to an Eastern European country and pay €10 to have you sphincter fingered.

- Youll never guess what Joe done in Bratislava!
What?
- He done do a Leon!
No way he had an old prostitute pay to finger his bum hole? Why?
- Only he can answer that!

by TheDeadDodo July 29, 2023

doing a gooch

meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far

doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"

by VirtigoX May 23, 2010

Doing a Nuttcase

Doing a Nuttcase is a when a person commits an act of stupidity to gain respect and/or for pure hilourity. Also Nuttcase is the name of a person, Joe "The Nuttcase" Nuttall, who invented the term.

That guy just jumped off a cliff, he just done a Nuttcase

by Jimmy Jimbob August 16, 2005

Doing a Suzie

1. Disappearing suddenly without an explanation or reason

2. Impulsively vanishing

1. "Where did Teng go?"
"I think she did a Suzie about an hour ago."

2. "I was Doing a Suzie when I ran off like that, I'm sorry."

by screaming_banshees April 2, 2010

Doing a Brierley

'Doing a Brierley' is the process of walking up the stairs with the intent of getting something, forgetting what you needed, walking back downstairs and then half the way down the stairs, remembering what you needed.

"Why did it take so long for you to get your phone?"
"Sorry, did a brierley"

or

"God! You keep doing a brierley!"

by XxDamien13xX October 16, 2020

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019