Nadine: bro, did you see edriss?
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.
Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.
Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!
by AssCuttingProvention.org October 04, 2018
When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.
Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.
Mike: Use lubricant?
Robert: Vaseline bitch!
Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!
Mike: Use lubricant?
Robert: Vaseline bitch!
Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!
by mikebaran February 03, 2005
Term often used by mental midgets who do not know the English language. Usually said by hammerheads who want to come off as intelligent but are looked at sideways by people who properly say cut and dried.
by Kongo44 July 09, 2019
when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea
by jonny March 12, 2003
by Robert N. January 12, 2008