shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.
if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 28, 2009
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can of crushed arseholes

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes
by Electric Turnip April 28, 2006
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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
by Bexxx May 02, 2004
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Prince Albert in a can

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.
by slugger bob October 16, 2010
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can dripage

The product which is deposited into a can hanging between the legs of a woman
The math teacher has can drippage hidden under her skirt
by Mr. Fagrod April 04, 2004
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Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.
The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.
by *412 April 05, 2011
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The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
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