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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
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a cool site where people add cringey word definitions
*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day
by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019
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urbn dictionary

Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!
Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute

Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me

Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 21, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Bruh did you really just search up the definition for Urban Dictionary? Lmao that is sad. You don't even know the definition of the word.
Me: Yo Darrel, come look at this idiot! They tried searching for the definition of Urban Dictionary.

Darrel: Lmao are you for real?

Me: Yeah man, this sad sack of crap really did that!

Darrel: Lmao that's sad.

Me: I know right, they probably don't even know they're using Urban Dictionary right now.

Darrel: Yeah they're dumb af lol
by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

The worst dictionary ever that talks about nothing a person with common sense can understand at all.
Eww, what brand of dictionary is this? Oh, this is urban dictionary!
by UR BAN DIC TION ARY November 8, 2021
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by TyBoy158 November 9, 2021
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