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Horse Lip

Where a person has a disfigured lip that makes their lip 4 times bigger than normal.
" Dude Horse Lip is coming our way, stare at that floor!"

" Oh man did you see Horse Lip today in hockey, she actually thoguht she could play, she'd be better in net stopping pucks with her lip!"
by Acid Breaker 67 January 26, 2009
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trojan horse

The girl in an orgy that everyone goes inside of. Especially true if they are all Greek and/or military personnel.
Cindy was trojan horsed last night. It wasn't pretty.

Samantha loves being the trojan horse because she's kinky af.
by georgelopez1973 January 16, 2016
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horse muffin

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.
Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.
by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009
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Horse-Shoes

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.
If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.
by mikeg101 May 13, 2008
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horse slut

A slut that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. It's not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced slut). All horse face sluts are horse sluts, but not all horse sluts are horse faced sluts. It's never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse slut since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.
Person 1: Dude, you didn't sleep with Amanda, did you?
Person 2: Of course I did!

Person 1: Dumbass...she's a horse slut. Enjoy the herpes.
Person 2: What? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
by Who knew March 28, 2013
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horse rapist

im looking in the direction of play*...........
This is due to the unfortunate boning of a certain sumone (who is a ledge though a major horse)



RINSED
horse-neighhh
play*-yeh i want sex

Dude did u hear bout the horse rapist? i hear she comes for them at parties
by horse whisperer May 9, 2005
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brush the horse

When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.
1) Dude, that guy so just brushed the horse up on me.

2) Did that guy just brush the horse? I swear I felt his fupa on my back when he passed by me.
by Trixie Sadler July 28, 2006
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