Hi Five Ghost

That dude that is infamous for only hanging out so they can smoke up all your weed then leave afterwards. They'll holla (high five) but after smoking your pot they'll disappear like a ghost. Known as a user. Rarely ever pays for his own shit and is hated amongst the masses. In most cases a stoner.
Thomas only ever comes round for my weed, he's such a Hi five ghost.
by hi five ghost June 18, 2015
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peeled his head

giving some one a severe beating.
Tim started a fight with Mike and Mike peeled his head.
by greenmean May 16, 2010
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a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 08, 2012
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Stroking his goose

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
by Red Sam Black May 18, 2018
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Kentucky Hi-Point

Any poor man's pistol that someone buys as a last ditch effort to avoid having to buy a Hi-Point. Normally bottom tier guns with main brand logos. Can be bought for $250-$400 used out of any KY pawnshop.
"Look at this S&W M&P 40 Shield I just bought."

"That's a damn fine Kentucky Hi-Point."
by Dah' Gone February 25, 2023
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Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.
I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap
by Balls2You February 21, 2011
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carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.
"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."
by Muddled Bag of Dicks October 11, 2015
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