Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014

Harvard hard-on

A term used for a man who is sexually attracted to a woman who has studied at Harvard AND has gotten good marks as well. This is more commonly used among friends.

Man, I have such a Harvard hard-on for her.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

hard boil

A sex move where the womans feet are pulled behind her head and her s.o. goes to down on her.

“Why is Lauren walking weird?”
“Oh, I hard boiled her last night and her legs are sore.”

by Garyfast July 24, 2017

Hard R

The hard r is used to show when someone has said the n-word.

“DID YIU HEAR TGAT HARD R

by PSNIS:PandaPlayer110 June 12, 2018

hard body

A term used to describe a person, event, or item that associates you with being the fucking man.

"Did you see Marc's taper, new Mac, V-necks, Express gear, black wifebeater, watch, Armani hat, and tanned up complexion?"

"Yes I did, kid is hard body"

by fave April 12, 2008

Hard Taco

crack cocaine

hey man, you got any of them hard tacos??

by xale420 October 28, 2008