Happy Jele

One of the brightest Football talents everyone will ever see, going to captain his home country Malawi one day and carry them to World Cup glory, Happy is constantly getting sent out of class by his Favorite Ems teacher and is always lost

Me : David wheres Happy Jele
David : Outside again

by ANONYMOUS073619 August 24, 2021

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

happy gas

happy gas also known as nitrous oxide is a non colourless and non flammable gas which is usually put in a 3D oval shape which is created out of metal. if smoked it’s very powerful and can cause brain damage or you could even die

“can you that canister which contains happy gas?”

by ksiwannabe69 July 28, 2020

Happy Hooves

Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.

"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."

by oldurty June 20, 2020

Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015

Happy Weedium

A state of having smoked just the right amount of marijuana; enough to pleasantly alter one's mindset, but no too much so as to make one incapacitated.

From the time that I wake to the time the sleep,
My peaks are high and my troughs are deep.
I smoke a spliff, take tokes from a bong.
I'm at happy weedium all day long.

by malfa et paulny May 25, 2013

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019