Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

greg penn

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.

Ew, that kid is acting like Greg Penn.

by TaterManFry YT January 3, 2017

Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.

Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

greg mayo

A straight up school shooter

My school got shot up by a Greg Mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017

Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).

Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!

by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017

greek

people that tend to borrw more stuff than they can return

or a person that comes from greece

1) Germany: Gimme back my money

Greek: *runs*

Germany: Why are you runnin

2) I come from greece thus i'm greek

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

greek cloud

when you see at the sky and one of the clouds are sharper than a knife

1; Wow, look at that greek cloud!
2; Are you fucking retarded?

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017