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god’s loophole

When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.
The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.
by Starkgarean April 21, 2018
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God complex

A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.
Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.
by Mrs Wentz September 22, 2005
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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god hug

When you hug bae and feel his dick
When you hug bae and feel her boobs
dude so justin finally hugged me and let me say it was a god hug
by brenda (sma helen) August 5, 2015
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zeke god

zeke god is a stupid cunt that deserves to be perm banned on earthcraft
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot
zeke god why are you gay

stop being a zeke god its retarded
by c00lman69 October 17, 2021
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