Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.

Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

glassigt

A swedish word to describe when something that makes you feel good happens. It originates from a song called Glassigt by swedish artist Mange Schmidt.

"När du hör en bra låt och din partner är kåt då är det glassigt"

by de e glassiiit November 23, 2016

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016