Ze German

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I’m always better, but still epic

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by Bets January 20, 2022

German quesadilla

When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.

Yo bro, I gave a girl the "German quesadilla" yesterday

by Dj4revbe January 31, 2024

German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth

I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.

by German128 October 6, 2025

Little German Chocolate Hole

When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.

“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”

by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

dirty german shot

When a man shaves his pubs then sprinkles them on top of a shot glass full of liquor

My girl lost a bet last night and I made her take a Dirty German Shot

by FSubby March 19, 2015

German caramel

Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person

Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist

by Kodak999 November 21, 2019

German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east

Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018