fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience
I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”
by tara carter July 25, 2022
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The reverse sand fist

The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.

Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house
by Standingshady November 30, 2019
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fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
by emalonez June 12, 2018
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Bumping Fists

After school, Brad and James are gonna be bumping fists.
by Tayburdeded May 01, 2019
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Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.
"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"
by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024
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The Fist Games

The annual event affectionately known at The Fist Games takes place on the first Thursday in January after the Epiphany. While not a religious holiday, it is celebrated religiously by its founders. The history of the Fist Games traces its roots to Tulane University in the late 1990s. A small group of men, mostly soccer players, led by Dave K., also know as "Ace in the Hole" in the poker community, needed a reason to celebrate that day. As one of them explained, "in New Orleans, it feels like a long time between New Years Eve and Fat Tuesday. Thus, they celebrated with a festive evening among themselves. As many participants will attest, "once you've experienced The Fist Games, shit will never be the same."
Did your ass survive The Fist Games 2018?
by Junior6969 January 07, 2021
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Angel's Fist

A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.
If you follow the word of God, I'll show you the Angel's Fist.
by AfterSectsCigarette November 28, 2019
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