by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017
Get the watch the fingermug. A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 19, 2021
Get the EMP Fingersmug. If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!
by Johnc80 October 9, 2013
Get the gimpy fingersmug. The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.
Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020
Get the That Damn Fingermug. So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.
by jnejsp September 21, 2015
Get the Finger Banjomug. excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.
person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017
Get the Scusi fingers!mug. The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger
by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021
Get the Monkey Fingermug.