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Pooping Friends Network 

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.
Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!
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Best Friends 

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.
Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.
Best Friends by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009

No-Friends McGee 

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.
<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

Vaginary Friends 

it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.

Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Vaginary Friends by Nefertiri November 30, 2009

YHNF- You Have No Friends

The popular xbox clan who enjoys jokes about jacking off and 5 inchers. YHNF FOR LIFE. Once you go YHNF theres no turning back.
Michael you fucking slutbag.....YHNF- You Have No Friends

National slap your tallest friends booty day

on this day, you slap your tallest friends booty
today is november which is national slap your tallest friends booty day i slapped a booty

and it jiggled.

just friends 

a line used by people who are obviously not just friends. often told to suspicious gf/bf to calm them down. many times they're friends with benefits.
mona: what were u doing with her at 2am last night!?!
chris: chill, we are just friends...
just friends by xoDELLAox December 18, 2005