Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010

douche tag

a blue tooth ear piece that remains on your ear when not in use and for extended amounts of time.

That guy wore his douche tag all night at the bar.

by Mark Schlipper October 10, 2008

Douche Armada

a group of 5 or more douche canoes

guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes

by donkers1 February 7, 2010

douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

fag douche

A piece of clothing that makes you look like a fag, a douche or a fag douche

A person that can be a fag, douche, or fag douche

Dude take that fag douche off your wrist you look like a fag.

by Blackmizo July 27, 2010

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009