doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009

Doing an austin

When one has a big ween

“I heard you’re doing an austin down there”

by Lilweenaustin February 11, 2022

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

skwiddly do

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

something you might say if you are nausiatingly happy and you are 2 much of a dumb shite to shut your Fuckn yappa

example 1.
guy 1: weee skiddly doo i just stepped in poooo!!!
guy 2. dont put ur shoes on my carpet

example 2.
man1:happily skipping down the street
happy as larry who every d fuck he is
man2:(cant stand this act )and this man trippes the other nan n says FUCK YOU SkWIDDLY DO!*gladdly spitting on his left eye*:D

by ylime123 May 6, 2009

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020