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daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.
'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'
by Thief Ledger August 11, 2018
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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
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He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.
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Doiter

A DOITER is a person who doits. They tend to Doit often, and, when they do, they doit to an insurmountable extent.
Micah is a DOITER, so he doits no matter where he goes.
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