Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

Daveion

Damn that guy handsome get all Elijahs girls!

Elijah don't stand a chance against DAVEION'S looks!

by poloreal800 May 27, 2022

Dave

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000

Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.

by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022

Dave

The most sexy beast

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”

by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022

Dave

A Malay guy from discord + he is a dave and bambi fan

Dave is a guy on a wheelchair

Dave has slapped Bambi

by adnob69420 June 4, 2022

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.

"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"

by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022