Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.

Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.

by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011

cunt bucks

this is the currency used in strip clubs usually $1 or $2. given to strippers in exchange for cunt

Guy: I need some more cunt bucks before i can get more action.

by icecream February 17, 2007

Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.

"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."

by Jumbotron July 20, 2007

Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.

What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.

Lynn is a cunting whore.

by doosey24 June 11, 2008

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004

cunt-step

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.

Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?

by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013