Stone Cold Crazy

An all-time favorite superb frantic rocker from Queen on their third album 'Sheer Heart Attack' (1974). It was the first song written by all four members of the band after John Deacon completed their line-up in 1972. It has pounding guitars and strong vocals with some awesome energy, almost frenetic enough to be classified as proto-punk. It transcends time and genre and is by far one of the best rock songs in history that Metallica later covered and earned a Grammy award for best heavy metal performance in 1991.

Crazy stone cold crazy you know

Stone Cold Crazy by sxc June 21, 2005

Hot-Crazy Scale

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.

The scale is a scale is with the vertical axis labeled "HOT" and the horizontal axis labeled "CRAZY."

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.

If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot.

As long as a girl is above the “Vickie Mendoza Diagonal” she is approved for dating. Vickie Mendoza, a girl Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother dated, she played jump rope with that line. This diagonal is a reference to the Mendoza Line in Baseball.

If a female becomes to crazy without becoming hotter, she may drift extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone.

Barney: A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
(pauses)
Barney: I should give her a call

Devin: So what's up with you and Becca?
Adam: Well, I've been trying to hit it but she keeps drifting across the Mendoza Diagonal. She is getting extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone on the Hot-Crazy Scale.

Hot-Crazy Scale by ysg101 December 31, 2008

go crazy 

the act of doing something at the highest level possible

"Damn, did you see X cross that nigga over yesterday? "Hell yeah he went crazy"

"I fucked the baddest bitch in the world last night, I go crazy"

"Damn g, these chips were only .99 cents out west, these bitches go crazy!!!"

"That's that nigga Ben, I heard he be getting all the hoes..."yeah, that's my homie , he goes crazy"

go crazy by Mr. Go Crazy June 13, 2017

That go crazy 

Expressing an extreme genuine like for something

Me: did you hear that new song on the radio?
You: yeah that go crazy

That go crazy by QueenyOmygodess April 7, 2017

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy 

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy by Gammasite December 27, 2007

16 Different Flavors of Crazy

An expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. In certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to "31 flavors of crazy."

"My girlfriend stole my passwords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. When I confronted her about it, she bit me. She is 16 different flavors of crazy."

"This situation has since devolved, and can now be properly classified as 31 flavors of crazy."

16 Different Flavors of Crazy by BaskinRobbins16 August 17, 2011

Public Library Crazy 

To be absolutely insane beyond words. Since public libraries are open to all people from all walks of life they often become a second (first?) home for the mentally ill and paranoid. Public library crazy refers to people who talk gibberish and reek of urine and stale cigarette smoke. Public library crazy is the craziest form of craziness possible.

That homeless man who thinks the feds are after him like to hide in the restrooms at the library. He talks to himself and is convinced he is being spied on by Communists. He is indeed Public Library Crazy.

Public Library Crazy by Mr. Library June 11, 2008