Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023

Countryhumans

a community that likes making R34 of landmasses and doesn't know history.

Someone who is in the countryhumans fandom: "Can you make a rusame video pweesee??"
Me: "f off <3"
Rusame is Russia x America btw

by Bazk1t November 8, 2023

Countryballs

A fandom which portrays countries as intelligent, ball-shaped versions of their national flags. Used to simplify history, geopolitics and other country-related topics. Also called Polandball

I learnt all the countries in Africa because of Countryballs

by EightyPercentReal November 25, 2023

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

country fucked

when you get fucked by a country boy

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."

by was.ist.dein.lieblingsfach? March 5, 2024