Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

Cookie Zone

Similar to the friendship zone, the cookie zone is when a potential future dating partner is hindered not by one party viewing the other as just a friend, but by both parties conversing solely about cookies in a flirtacious manner.

Dude, I was trying to mack on this girl, but we got stuck in the cookie zone.

by CookieMonsterrr69 September 28, 2011

Ghetto Cookies

A cookie consisting of two Oreo's covered by chocolate frosting

I told Kate that she was my favorite person in the world so she made me some ghetto cookies using oreos and chocolate frosting

by alex morgan13 September 30, 2011

Sugar Cookie

A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.

Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie

by Shit nizza January 21, 2017

cookie cutter

girls at every popular bar, everywhere, that all look, act, and speak in the same way.

after walking into any bar and looking around:
goddamn, look at all these fucking cookie cutters!

by serious5150 November 22, 2006

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

milk and cookies

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal

"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"

by akljds June 29, 2007