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Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
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Carrie Cook

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!
by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022
mugGet the Carrie Cookmug.

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.
“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet
by princessej March 26, 2018
mugGet the Cooked lamb in toiletmug.

I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.
Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
Person 2: Whaaat...
Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok
by DogeBlox4567 February 8, 2025
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