Belgium Coffee Maker 

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

Belgium Coffee Maker by GabeRose May 31, 2021

pumpkin coffee 

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays

“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says

pumpkin coffee by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021

folgers coffee 

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

folgers coffee by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Comfortable Coffee 

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing

It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"

Comfortable Coffee by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022

Kahlua and Coffee 

Yes, it's a sex act. A Louisiana Love-in. In a threesome involving a white person and two creoles the caucasian man / woman is said to be having this.

I hear New Orleans is THE place for kahlua and coffee!

Kahlua and Coffee by hopscotch honey hamster July 17, 2011

Twice Brewed Coffee 

The act of drinking so much coffee that the when you urinate, it gives off the aroma off coffee.

"After drinking that entire pot of coffee, I have to go to the bathroom and get busy making some twice brewed coffee."

Twice Brewed Coffee by Gregoreo Maximo April 16, 2013

Kissing is Like Coffee

It's an acquired taste.

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"

Kissing is Like Coffee by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014