chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

Candy Cloud

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

by TomsExtremePP December 16, 2013

white cloud hugger

A person that smokes so much meth aka dope , that it looks like they are hugging clouds all day.

Look at that white cloud hugger over there hugging the damn pipe

by Amberluvs2 February 8, 2015

douche clouder

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.

Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..

by Dr.Coxx March 7, 2015

columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind

I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.

by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.

I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.

by lukecycles May 19, 2017