Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

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cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

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Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012

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Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010

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cake sundae

A slice of cake with delicious sundae toppings including;hot fudge, whipped cream, caramel sauce, nuts, and any other delicious topping one could think of.

Dang, I could really go for a cake sundae right now.

by Agatha O March 20, 2008

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