I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 18, 2019

Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

by DJ BJ no 1 April 04, 2010

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 07, 2017

Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

by Digit-Trump October 07, 2010

cake the make

Someone who wears way too much make up and generally requires a chisel to remove the many layers.

Friend 1 "Tanya looks so brown and pasty!"
Friend 2 "Yeah talk about cake the make!"

by FluteFairy August 04, 2007

Having cake

When someone lives with someone and a girl is still giving up that booty

When Mandy lives with someone and Dee is still giving up that booty Mandy is having cake

by 2 bad ass bitches September 05, 2017

Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

by southerngirl1713 February 04, 2012