Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

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Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

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An unlucky number in the somalia. It gives bad luck to those who use it. It's seen frowned upon in somalia as well. People most likely use it to mock others they don't like. It's more like sarcastic mocking. An example is Number 32, get back to the field. (there are many fields in somalia, so it's saying that they are incompetent with life).

Number 32, i hate you.

Number 32, V doesn't like you

by dubbIebunny May 25, 2021

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tail number

Da current tally of "willing" chicks whom you've met during commercial-airline trips.

If you want to "rack" up an impressive "tail number" without having to use up all of your frequent-flier miles just to snag one or two hotties per trip, try getting a seat on a cheerleader-transport flight, since there will be lots of cute rumps all gathered together on just dat single journey, and so your "little black book" might attain a good number of entries all at once, rather than their just being added one-by-one from da random hot-in-da-crotch female passenger whom you'd happen across on each separate plane-ride.

by QuacksO January 10, 2025

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