butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

Black Butter

n. 1) a slick, dirty comment or motion

2) something that disgusts or sickens people

adj. sickening

1) That middle finger was black butter.
2) Black Butter, those pictures.

by Flame626 June 3, 2016

butter fever

When someone has a 'butter fever' on something, it means that person is really addicted to it.

e.g.
-That guy has a huge butter fever on twenty one pilots. He is wearing a twenty one pilots cap, shirt, shorts and shoes!
-I think I have a butter fever on Minecraft. I play it all day!

by Boxler May 11, 2016

dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.

Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.

by Moxy69 April 26, 2016

Butter party

The intricate procedure of making butter with friends. The process includes chugging as much milk as you can, then choking yourself with a long pole going up and down until butter starts to form. Slide the butter out of the anus into a square shaped container. Have a butter feast there after.

Mate, wanna have a butter party at my place?

by PoleChoker March 10, 2020