Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

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new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022

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Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

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ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 28, 2020

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